College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
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