we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
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