yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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