After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
How's work?
Spinning.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
jump out the window naked night went bad
Randomize
