Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
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