Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Just invented taco cereal.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Randomize
