So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
Randomize
