angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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