Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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