What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
The sex toys I ordered are being shipped to my billing address instead of shipping address. Take a guess where they're on their way to right now - my parents' house. And the package has to be signed for so there's no way around it. Fuck.
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
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