I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
We had sex on a dog bed..
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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