Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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