you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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