Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
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