Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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