she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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