id be glad to
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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