Porn is love you can see.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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