i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
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