dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
Randomize
