32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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