As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
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