In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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