come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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