if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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