I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
your room smells of hookers.
And success
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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