can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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