he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Randomize
