do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
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