You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
I want a musical about memes.
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