dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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