He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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