Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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