Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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