I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
He uses pillows to masturbate.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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