Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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