I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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