Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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