I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Soap is not a condiment
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
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