i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
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