let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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