dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
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Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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