I don't think brook has ever known best
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
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