READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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