But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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