i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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