Grow some girl-balls and come out already
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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