the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
When are your genitals available?
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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