Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Randomize
