yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Houston, we have a blender
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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