did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
I'm at about main and main street
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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