This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
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