I only kidnapped one of them. chill
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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