Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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