I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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