just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
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You. Win. At. Life.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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