69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
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