fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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