k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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