If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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