normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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