quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
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