did you get engaged???
You don't have asthma, your pregnant
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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