This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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