We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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